Wednesday, 23 February 2022 | 06:01 AM

Drinking in the middle of the week is something I clearly can’t afford.

People drink to drive away stress, although I get more stressed as soon as the alcohol effect finishes, leaving me with stress indeed.

Wide awake at five o’clock in the morning, with a very bothersome need of shitting a very strong shit.

So here I am sitting on the toilet, pushing my way out of pain, these loose turds out of me, until they’re free, until I am free.

Published by theshytird

I am a timid piece of crap

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