Wednesday, 26 January 2022 | 07:53 AM

As I opened my eyes I noticed a huge fart was trapped inside me. I waited and waited, even had breakfast, then I sat here on my white throne, and POP, there it came.

Out! Safe and SOUND! Loyally followed by three turd folks, they all loved the dive!

Published by theshytird

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