Friday, 22 October 2021 | 07:26 AM

It’s almost Halloween and all the marketing surrounding me is kind of suggesting me to celebrate it.

Perhaps I could carve a pumpkin, fill it with my own shit, and then set fire to it.

Not that scary uh? What if I produced many of them and throw one at any trick-or-treater who knocks my door?

Published by theshytird

I am a timid piece of crap

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