I’ve got to say what’s just happened doesn’t happen very often. It never occurred before to me indeed.
I was about to leave the office when I realised I might have needed a shit, so I sat on the toilet. I stretched for a while, but nothing seemed to get out apart from some random air. Well, after ten minutes I bailed.
What was utter surprise it’s the little turd I saw floating mid-water once I turned around to flush it.
It made my day