Thursday, 7 October 2021 | 04:54 PM

I’ve got to say what’s just happened doesn’t happen very often. It never occurred before to me indeed.

I was about to leave the office when I realised I might have needed a shit, so I sat on the toilet. I stretched for a while, but nothing seemed to get out apart from some random air. Well, after ten minutes I bailed.

What was utter surprise it’s the little turd I saw floating mid-water once I turned around to flush it.

It made my day

Published by theshytird

I am a timid piece of crap

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