Saturday, 2 October 2021 | 02:52 AM

Okay, long story short, I’ve just left a party in the middle of nowhere. I spent the whole week abstaining from alcohol. Tomorrow I’ve got to work pretty early.

I have just left the place. I mean, I drove for like 100 meters, then I had to pull over, DIARRHOEA coming.

Now I am writing, my cheeks spread right next to an olive tree (I mean, I feel its leaves caressing my butt), shit getting out. My bowels hurt.

Everything seems sooo ordinary..

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I am a timid piece of crap

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