Today I found some difficulty at taking a poop. In the end it got out.
The thing is it’s hard to concentrate this morning. I keep thinking I shall enhance my blog, perhaps selling something. What else could I market if not my very own special product?
I keep thinking I shall sell my shit, it would be hermetically stored into jars, it could be bought to make jokes at first, and then it could become my artwork, each piece unique. None similar to the others. True real shit. Smell-less, clear to be analysed. Real. My shit.