Monday, 30 August 2021 | 08:24 PM

First work-out after a two-month pause, I decide to go at the park with my girlfriend for some bodyweight exercises.

We are surrounded by goose stalking us. We start some abs, in the middle of it an accidental fart comes out of me, I can’t finish my repetition, I’m rolling on the floor laughing.

After my second abs series. I stand up, fatigued. I feel something creamy on my perianal spot. It’s goose shit. ‘YUUUCK!’, I say.

It’s my lady the one who’s laughing now. She simply can’t help it. And I can’t blame her…

My shorts stained. It now looks like I pooped my pants. 😐

Published by theshytird

I am a timid piece of crap

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