Tuesday, 17 August 2021 | 09:12 AM

Some twenty minutes ago I performed the longest, the strongest, the hardest, the biggest shit outdoor.

Yesterday some locals offered us infinite beer, infinite grilled meat, infinite wine, infinite good company. Resulting in infinite pile of shit under the tree, over some dead foliage.

The most satisfying thing though was the swarm of flies tasting my freshly shat poop.

Nat Geo LIVE.

Published by theshytird

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