Sunday, 25 July 2021 | 05:39 PM

I spent the last couple of hours drinking litres and litres of water. I needed to clean my insides. During the same amount of time, I kept farting in turmoil, disgusting mayhem coming from my arse.

I kept waiting and waiting for the water to take effect until eventually, THE BOMB EXPLODED!

Ok. How do I turn that off now? 😟

Published by theshytird

I am a timid piece of crap

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