A new week begins. I am here on my toilet, and my brain goes storming.
I think I need some improvements on my toilet. Do you think that smooth china object is already perfect like this? You’re wrong!
The world is plenty of useless devices, sharing big data with the big brother up there. We shall protest, we shall rebel.
I shall invent the smart toilet, it could weigh our shit, testing its consistency, register the time and the streak each human produce. Even color could be at count.
If I only had the money, I’d do that. It’s fucking genius! It’s the most useful smart device that could ever exist!
the Shy Tird 