Sunday, 2 May 2021 | 11:09 PM

This morning I went biking for miles and miles. Once home I decided I needed proteins. Beans seemed a nice Idea.

I farted all day long.

I am going to bed, but I can barely cover my body with the bedsheet. My stomach grew 1000 times bigger than my entire body.

Published by theshytird

I am a timid piece of crap

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