My day began in the best way. Nice slumber, dreamful, great mood for me! I had breakfast, I laid on the sofa for one hour, studying Portuguese on Duolingo, and then I went to the bathroom.
As soon as I entered the room, the pain was calling me. I nearly had no time to undress, then I sat.
Here I still am, stationary, trying not to augment my abdominal pain, while unloading from loads and loads of crap.
At first, the longest snake got out, seamlessly followed by whacked light-brown pieces.
After eight agitated minutes, I could finish. Relieved. Wiping my arse for another two-minute-long period.