Sunday, 11 April 2021 | 11:09 AM

Therefore, I sit here, on the white throne. Crap thrashing from my arse.

Now the only thing I could think of is ‘I’m hungry!’, and while I entertain the idea of eating some doughnuts, I’m arse-crafting brownish tenders.

Published by theshytird

I am a timid piece of crap

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