Sunday, 11 April 2021 | 10:57AM

My physique can’t afford what I gave him yesterday.

It was pizza, followed by some beers, followed by much white wine, followed by a huge plate of pasta.

At 3:00 in the morning, I realized I was clogged. Something had to get out. So I ran to the lol, sure I would have puked. I sat on the toilet instead, and I waited in distress.

Finally, it came out. I am not sure how big it was since I was drunk, I only know I’m sitting outside, a bit hangovery, birds are singing, flowers are blooming. And I am ready for another shat.

Published by theshytird

I am a timid piece of crap

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