My physique can’t afford what I gave him yesterday.
It was pizza, followed by some beers, followed by much white wine, followed by a huge plate of pasta.
At 3:00 in the morning, I realized I was clogged. Something had to get out. So I ran to the lol, sure I would have puked. I sat on the toilet instead, and I waited in distress.
Finally, it came out. I am not sure how big it was since I was drunk, I only know I’m sitting outside, a bit hangovery, birds are singing, flowers are blooming. And I am ready for another shat.