Almost forgetting!

I just need to shortly summarise my shit experience from yesterday.

Woke up at 10:30AM, have some sorta brunch at 12:00PM, took a huge seamless crap at my friend’s house, went climbing outdoor, freezing my arse off, felt the urge for shit, had to keep it inside, store it to save it for the bad weather you know…

Well, had some beers and gin-drinks for dinner (that was my dinner), and went to sleep.

I’ve been sitting on my toilet for twenty minutes now. It’s aggressive!

Let me give you a suggestion: NEVER NEGLECT YOUR CRAP. It’ll get back at you! Stabbing you in the back arse.