Being me is not easy at all.

What I just dropped inside my toilet is 5 inches long at least.

It originates from a great journey.

Everything began yesterday, lunchtime. Home-made pizza. It made me fart for the rest of the day, and the night. And the -well- NOW!

I slept less than 5 hours, awakened by nothing less than more farts, loud and strong farts.

Thus, here I am, staring at this huge crap, too early in the morning, thinking about how useless is my life sometimes.

A great day begins.