Being me is not easy at all.
What I just dropped inside my toilet is 5 inches long at least.
It originates from a great journey.
Everything began yesterday, lunchtime. Home-made pizza. It made me fart for the rest of the day, and the night. And the -well- NOW!
I slept less than 5 hours, awakened by nothing less than more farts, loud and strong farts.
Thus, here I am, staring at this huge crap, too early in the morning, thinking about how useless is my life sometimes.
A great day begins.
the Shy Tird 