Finally a story worth of this blog!
Just came back home with my girlfriend, we spent the whole day recovering from our binge eating at our all-you-can-eat favourite nikkei restaurant. Well… I urged some shit, didn’t I?
I took my trousers off, and I said to her, ‘I need a shit now’. She nods, then laughs and says, ‘hey… you’ve stained your pants….’
I blushed, and immediately rushed to the bathroom.
Time to check my embarrassment…
Here’s the bottom line, it was not a shit blot, that was blood. Dried brownish blood.
NOW I COULD CALL MYSELF WORRIED.
I kneeled in front of the mirror and… well.. it was just a pimple I forgot I scratched during the day…
I wonder what will it be my gf face…