Saturday, 13 February 2021 | 08:07 PM

Finally a story worth of this blog!

Just came back home with my girlfriend, we spent the whole day recovering from our binge eating at our all-you-can-eat favourite nikkei restaurant. Well… I urged some shit, didn’t I?

I took my trousers off, and I said to her, ‘I need a shit now’. She nods, then laughs and says, ‘hey… you’ve stained your pants….’

I blushed, and immediately rushed to the bathroom.


Time to check my embarrassment…

Here’s the bottom line, it was not a shit blot, that was blood. Dried brownish blood.


I kneeled in front of the mirror and… well.. it was just a pimple I forgot I scratched during the day…

I wonder what will it be my gf face…

Published by theshytird

I am a timid piece of crap

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