Tuesday, 2 February 2021 | 08:19 AM

Today I woke up in anxiety.

Here’s what could happen to me under these circumstances:

-constipation

-diarrhoea

-anal cramps

-farts

-everything shit-related

A nice day begins.

Published by theshytird

I am a timid piece of crap

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