All right, that’s a serious problem.
Yesterday I drank some wine celebrating with friends, everything under obvious covid precautions rules, being very very careful. Anyways, we ate some peanuts, nothing else. I am still burping those very same peanuts right now. What else?
Ah yeah! I ejected this massive 1-inch-diameter turd, fancy, squishy, giant turd.
Well, needless to say, I am still here, through pain. Burping peanuts, shitting wine. Slumberless.
My biology sucks, and I don’t even have any respect for it.
the Shy Tird 