Friday, 7 August 2020 | 05:54 PM
Second day of wild camping. Low signal and relax made me forget of reporting my shats.
Still, today happened one of the most unforgettable things to tell about, and yet, the most embarrassing of all.
I was rolling a joint sat on my beach towel, I farted. After a while I noticed a weird scent in the air, but I ignored it. After I stood everything made sense. I shat on the towel, through my swim suit.
There was only one thing to do then. Dive in order to have a nice douche to my whole body.
The worst part of all is I found my swimsuit utterly stuffed. Yes. That was crap.