Saturday, 1 August 2020 | 09:07 AM

The burning sun penetrating my tent woke me up surreptitiously, my body all covered by sweat.

I stand, undress completely, incede towards the seawater.

I dive, my utter nudity all surrounded by cool saltwater, swim for half an hour seeking for the perfect spot.

And then I found it. Sitting on the pebble, I shit like no tomorrow, my tirds now resembling stones, dancing in the tide.

Epic.