Tuesday, 16 June 2020 | 01:11 PM

Posted bytheshytirdPosted inEveryday

Tuesday, 16 June 2020 | 01:11 PM

Conical tirds are very insidious:

First it stings your arse with its pointy spike, then it enlarges, it grows and grows pushing the very limit of your skin. Then it releases, creating void inside you, propelling that bullet-shaped crap into the splash, which eventually soak both your cheeks.

Published by theshytird

I am a timid piece of crap

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