Saturday, 18 April 2020 | 09:00 AM
Today I’ve held it inside until exaclty nine o’clock, for no reason whatsoever.
That’s the maximum level of creativity I’m able to exploit under this conditions.
Wait! What kind of sorcery is this? My tirds are now magically whirlwinding forming a perfect number nine inside my toilet!
Aaaaa! Help me! It’s sucking me out!