Sunday, 5 April 2020 | 10:50 AM
I wonder if we’re ever going to invent any kind of time travel system.
If so, I’d use it just to shit my shit in the same toilet, in the same day, same time every time. It would obviously be in the future, so at the end of my life I can actually weight all the crap I’d have done in a life time.
I hope this dream will never come true…