Sunday, 29 March 2020 | 11:30 AM
Before I started this silly blog, I used to check out the results only after some of my shats, to get cheerful for those, you know…
After I began posting each poo-session, I carefully observe every single piece of shit coming out of my arse, with scientific precision.
If I had to pick a different name, I’d call myself Doctor Crap.