Monday, 16 March 2020 | 09:02 AM

Tonight what I dreamt was weird, I mean weirder than usual!

I kinda tested a new kind of vaccine for COVID-19. I was doing that by taking a fresh tird from a toilet (I did it bare-handed) – it had just been shat by an infected patient.

Now, though I haven’t found a cure, I find a bit concerning that the entire dream felt completely natural. Even grabbing that piece of crap…