Tuesday, 3 March 2020 | 01:27 AM

I‘ve had no shit for nearly two days. That’s odd.

Wouldn’t it be ‘cos of the fact I deprived my diet of anything containing gluten for the last three days? Dunno. I feel so lighter these days of my life though!

If shitting a bitt less it’s the only aftermath, well, I think I might cope with that!

In the meanwhile… I just had a single-tird shat. Lone dry droplets resembling brown nuggets – how precious!