Monday, 24 February 2020 | 10:55 PM

Monday, 24 February 2020 | 10:55 PM

Today’s been a long day. I had no shit whatsoever.

And, do you remember chickpeas? Well I found these German-brand vegan snacks at home, must have been one of my uncles gifts – he works as a salesman for supermarket blabla. I can’t speak a word of German so I had to read the pictures. It was a caramelised hazelnut, or at least that’s what my still-sleepy-mind has thought… well, they were chickpeas, dehydrated spiced chickpeas.

And the farts went on.

And I just shat.

And it’s spongy.

And I’m relieved now.

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