Monday, 24 February 2020 | 10:55 PM
Today’s been a long day. I had no shit whatsoever.
And, do you remember chickpeas? Well I found these German-brand vegan snacks at home, must have been one of my uncles gifts – he works as a salesman for supermarket blabla. I can’t speak a word of German so I had to read the pictures. It was a caramelised hazelnut, or at least that’s what my still-sleepy-mind has thought… well, they were chickpeas, dehydrated spiced chickpeas.
And the farts went on.
And I just shat.
And it’s spongy.
And I’m relieved now.