Saturday, 15 February 2020 | 10:02 PM

It happens sometimes: you feel like you have something to expel. You feeeeeeel it! But it won’t get out – arsehole!

Still, you have to squeeze it so hard – arse hole – you feel you head’s about to explode.

That reminded me of an old GIF we used to send to each other’s some ten years ago, via infrared technology or first Bluetooth version. It was a drawing of a man sitting on his toilet, pooping, squeezing it hard. It head starts becoming redder and redder, it starts blowing until, suddenly, it explodes. The man’s headless body tumbles on the floor, kinda kneeling, and at the end of the GIF – punch line – a shy tird sprouts from his bottom and hoops into the toilet.

Five stars or of five.