Tuesday, 11 February 2020 | 07:58 AM

Some days ago I watched Netflix’s Game Changers, in which they basically suggest you to go vegetarian. Apparently fat contained in meat makes your blood plasma foggy.

I already knew red meat is not that safe for your body, though I like meat’s flavour!

Anyway, there’s this scene where a medical doctor make a 2-day basic experiment with three pro football players. He feeds them two burrito each, one of them them is already vegetarian, so he eats bean burritos, the other two eat two meat-based burritos each.

After their digestion have took place, the doctor takes them a blood sample. The only sample with a clear plasma is the vegetarian’s one.

The day after, the doctor feeds them two bean-burritos each, and their samples are all so clear you can see through it.

Now. I am really happy they all went vegetarian after that – good for them! And for the planet! Still, how do they cope with their farts? How do they get away with a stinky spongy dark brown shit EVERY FREAKING DAY?

You know, just wondering.