Thursday, 30 January 2020 | 08:30 AM
I’m sitting here and I wonder if taking a poop depends on experience or it’s just instinct.
I mean are elder people more expert in taking a shit as they are more expert in life, having lived life longer than youngsters?
My arse is still a bit sleepy so I’m constipated. Even though I’m weighted by nutrients from yesterday – and I feel it – they all can’t get out.
Would an older version of me, a future-shy-tird, be able to make it anyway? Will I be so saturated with experience in order to do some tricks and shit anyways?