Wednesday, 15 January 2020 | 08:36 AM

Yesterday I came home so late I had no time opening a parcel I received.

Opening parcels is one of the most exciting, mysterious and fun activity a man of the present – such as we all are – could experience.

I thought it was my Amazon order – stupid lithium rechargeable batteries! I am such a slave to technology! – instead it just was my stickers supposed to arrive only at the end of the month!

Now, I love stickers. Especially when there’s my tird pictured onto them.