Monday, 23 December 2019 | 3:17 PM
I’m in my bed trying to get a little power nap. Obviously I could not fucking sleep, had to deal with insomnia. Why did I drink that capuccino in the morning? I never learn, do I?
In the meanwhile something was ripening inside me. I was on the edge of getting asleep when the smell of a great flatulence reached my nose. TIME FOR A POWER SHAT!