Sunday, 22 December 2019 | 10:50 AM
Back again on distress!
Everytime I struggle, in pain, having a shit I try to share it with people.
It is impossible to make them understand how bad I feel. Horrible contraptions rise from my bowels, I freeze. Every contraption lasts between 30secs and 2mins. Some minutes pass and a new contraption comes. IT IS BAD!
I know, in some ways it resembles a childbirth. In the end it is indeed one.
But the baby smells terribly.