Sunday, 22 December 2019 | 10:50 AM

Sunday, 22 December 2019 | 10:50 AM

Back again on distress!
Everytime I struggle, in pain, having a shit I try to share it with people.

It is impossible to make them understand how bad I feel. Horrible contraptions rise from my bowels, I freeze. Every contraption lasts between 30secs and 2mins. Some minutes pass and a new contraption comes. IT IS BAD!

I know, in some ways it resembles a childbirth. In the end it is indeed one.

But the baby smells terribly.

Published by theshytird

I am a timid piece of crap

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