Sunday, 1 December 2019 | 10:08 AM

Sunday, 1 December 2019 | 10:08 AM

Yesterday I had a doner kebab for dinner, despite my recent tendencies towards reducing meat, I wanted it so badly!

Once I sinned, there was no way for redemption, so I went for the jalapeño chilis and a lot of spicy sauce.

I woke up, prepared myself my usual milk and corn flakes, then I had to run for the loo.

My bowels was hurting intensely. Now my anus burns, but I am clear again!

Hence my advent calendar could now smoothly begin.

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