Thursday, 28 November 2019 | 07:54 AM
Every freaking time I eat pizza my belly ends up tackling over-collected air pressure.
You know car tyres has their own right pressure, they tend to deflate, then you’ve got to inflate them back.
My intestine works just the other way around: it keeps inflating.
Problem is I cannot release gas with the cap still on!
Morning afters like this one are so satisfying. Yet it is a hard job. A naughty one.
Luckily my sturdy stomach got used to that.