Saturday, 2 November 2019 | 08:03 AM

Saturday, 2 November 2019 | 08:03 AM

First thing in the morning: poop.

I am going on a trip with friends today. I already know it’ll happen. I know it: I know my bum an its habits – and I ate pizza yesterday.

The future is certain.

Published by theshytird

I am a timid piece of crap

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