Thursday, 24 October 2019 | 04:43 PM

Thursday, 24 October 2019 | 04:43 PM
I should have listened to that voice in my mind at lunch. Don’t eat those sausages.
Here I am in the bar’s loo extruding brown stuff from my bum.
The light just gone off.

Now Try to picture me waving vigorously my arms hoping for the light to come back.

Published by theshytird

I am a timid piece of crap

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